Crazy blue sunsets baby man that is weird 

How did we get here and who humped the gear 

I woke up in that rocket there 

To find little space dudes with blasters and beer 


And, oh man, we toured it too far 

We took a wrong turn out of Bangor and brought Randall to Mars 


Playing on Mars is a bit unexpected 

One leather jacket is not much protection 

But a look is a look, as a matter of fact 

A gaberdine spacesuit would look good with this hat 


And, oh man, we toured it too far 

We took a wrong turn out of Bangor, and brought Randall to Mars 


We’re really gone, we’re outta sight 

We’re really gone, so gone


Do you know the history of Martian champagne 

It’s made in Boston under a local name 

We used to sell it out of the back of the Rat 

While stirring up sauce at the Hoodoo shack 


And, oh man, we toured it too far 

We took a wrong turn out of Bangor, and brought Randall to Mars 


Now, the martian air is not good for the skins 

You see the martian air is a little too thin 

And, oh man, we toured it too far 

What the hell were you thinking, when you brought me to Mars 


And, oh man, we toured it too far 

We took a wrong turn out of Bangor, and brought Randall to Mars 

We took a wrong turn out of Bangor, and brought Scruffy to Mars

(c) Stanfield