Let Me Embalm You-Webster

VERSE 1

Now we’ve been married, for one whole day, listen my dear our love’s in decay

Please let me tell you what’s in my head, I’d like it much better if you were dead

CHORUS

So let me embalm you, lie down on my table my dear

Let me embalm you, but always keep you near

VERSE 2

I could not imagine, dinner alone every night

And even though your hard as a rock, We'll still dine by candlelight

Just think what it would be like, The closet by day our bedroom by night

It would be just like before, With you lyin there, stiff as a board

CHORUS

So, let me embalm you, lie down on my table my dear

Let me embalm you, but always keep you near

VERSE 3

We won’t need contraception, won’t have any reason to fight

And when the weather’s getting warm, you’ll keep me cool every night

So, just think what it would be like, the closet by day our bedroom at night

It would be just like before, With you lyin there, stiff as a board

CHORUS

So let me embalm you, lie down on my table my dear

Let me embalm you, but always keep you near

But always keep you near

But always keep you near

(c) Webster