Two shots, no chasers, she's had some drinks and I know what she's thinking
Look around, what's missing, once its a party, man, my girl starts stealin'


That's a really nice jacket hanging on the rack
I've got a birthday coming she might want to save some cash
Do some fine party shopping, do some five finger lifting, after

Two shots, no chasers, she's had some drinks and I know what she's thinking, better
Look around, what's missing, once its a party, man, my girl starts stealing
She's stealing, she's stealing, once its a party, man my girl starts stealing
She's thinkin' of thievin,' once its a party, man, things go missin'

Don't be surprised if you wardrobe starts walking away
That the best Nirvana shirt she's ever seen today
She'll find a way to wear it and you'll never know she has it, and
She'll walk right out the door, more charming than before, after

Three shots, no chasers, she's had some drinks and I know what she's thinking, better
Look around, what's missing, once its a party, man, my girl starts stealing
She's stealing, she's stealing, once it's a party, man, my girl starts stealing
She's thinkin' of thievin,' once it's a party, man, things go missin,' cause
She's stealing, she's stealing, once its a party, man, that girl stars stealing
She's thinkin' of thievin,' she stole my heart and I know what she's thinkin

(c) Stanfield